Posted on August 18th, 2008 at 9:53 pm by Constance Reader
Below is a list of 100 things that I think every good omnivore should have tried at least once in their life. The list includes fine food, strange food, everyday food and even some pretty bad food - but a good omnivore should really try it all. Don’t worry if you haven’t, mind you; neither have I, though I’ll be sure to work on it. Don’t worry if you don’t recognise everything in the hundred, either; Wikipedia has the answers.
Here’s what I want you to do:
1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.
4) Optional extra: Post a comment here at www.verygoodtaste.co.uk linking to your results.
The Very Good Taste’s Omnivore One Hundred
1. Venison - Thanks to Ferrari’s boss, I get a nice little batch of fresh venison at least once a year.
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos Rancheros — onions and peppers. This is on my weak system’s “only if you have a death wish” list.
4. Steak tartare - No, but I do like carpaccio.
5. Crocodile — it probably just tastes like chicken
6. Black pudding - Ferrari, it was Fado, and I don’t remember what it tasted like.
7. Cheese fondue — no doubt I accidentally launched something across the room off a skewer.
8. Carp
9. Borscht — I would try it, though, I seem to like beets.
10 baba ghanoush - If it’s made right, I love this stuff. Hate hummus, though.
11. Calamari - Ferrari’s right, Vespaio has the best, and I have corroborating testimony from several Long Island and Philly Italians to back me up on this.
12. Pho — I do like it, and knew someone who did a mean homemade pho.
13. PB&J sandwich - With an ice cold glass of milk.
14. Aloo gobi — another one for the death wish list, although I’m curious to try a vindaloo, just for sentimental Red Dwarf reasons. Tikka masala I’ll do — not on the death wish list, but I pay for it. My friend Sujata’s mother makes one that’s well worth the risk.
15. Hot dog from a street cart - Only in Austin. I haven’t seen a cart the times I’ve been in Chicago, but I was too focused on a cheezburger at Billy Goat to care.
16. Epoisses - pungent cheeses aren’t my thing, I’d give it a pass.
17. Black truffle - I’ve had white truffles and white truffle oil, adn don’t know what the big deal is.
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes - Does the Lambic count?
19. Steamed pork buns
20. pistachio ice cream — do not like pistachios
21. Heirloom tomatoes – I’ve had them, they just taste like tomatoes to me, but since I’ve only recently started eating tomatoes I’m probably not the person to judge.
22. Fresh wild berries - blackberries and rasberries in the hill country, boysenberries when I was little.
23. Foie gras - blech.
24. Rice and beans — that’s life in East Texas, me and Hallie huddled into our letter jackets at a high school football game, waiting for our turn to perform as the color guard, warming ourselves with her mother’s red beans and rice.
25. Brawn, or head cheese - Oh, hell no, I ain’t that redneck.
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper - death wish list.
27. Dulce de leche — you’ll never taste it better than what you get in Brazil.
28. Oysters — blech.
29. Baklava — the chocolate baklava at The Middle East in Cambridge is usually the highlight of my Boston trips.
30. Bagna cauda - anchovies are an instant disqualifier.
31. Wasabi peas — yeah, I regretted that.
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl - not in the bread bowl and not in New England; when I go to Boston I like the fish chowder at Legal Seafood.
33. Salted lassi - no, but I’ve tzatziki sauce, which is pretty similar.
34. Sauerkraut - but I don’t like it.
35. Root beer float - I liked them when I was a kid, too sweet for me now.
36. Cognac with a fat cigar - didn’t like Cognac and would never smoke a cigar.
37. Clotted cream tea — no, but I’d try it.
38. Vodka jelly/jello – never done jello shots; with my lack of alcohol tolerance, they’d probably put me into a coma.
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat — that curry thing again, but I do like cabrito.
42. Whole insects - hell no, there are much better ways to get your protein shots.
43. Phaal - death wish
44. Goat’s milk — and I love goat’s milk ice cream
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more - I’m an Irish whiskey woman.
46. Fugu - Only in Japan with a chef who was certified 7 ways to Sunday.
47. Chicken tikka masala — oh, hey, it’s on the list.
48. Eel — even worse than foie gras
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut — sorry, never got with the craze, I like a little donut with my glaze. Ken’s forever!
50. Sea urchin - gotta go with Ferrari on this one, never ever again.
51. Prickly pear — I’ve had nopalito same thing, hate it for the same reasons I hate okra.
52. Umeboshi — eh, yeah, I’ll try it, why not
53. Abalone - another one for a Japan trip, perhaps.
54. Paneer — why not?
55 Big Mac meal- I never had a Big Mac, not even when I worked there. Just never appealed to me.
56. Spaetzle — strangely, no. Maybe when I visit my godparents next we’ll make trip out to Amish country to Essenhaus, and I’ll try some.
57. Dirty gin martini - not dirty, but yes…unfortunately…by mistake.
58. Beer more than 8% alcohol
59. Poutine - I want to hurl just reading about it
60. Carob chips — I don’t care what anyone says, NOT A CHOCOLATE SUBSTITUTE
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads - fuck that.
63. Kaolin - if you mean the clay then yes, by accident, in a tragic face mask incident (people actually do drink this stuff, for some reason)
64. Currywurst
65. Durian - hey, you never know, in an allergy attack with my nose completely stopped up…
66. Frogs’ legs - they really do taste like chicken. I’ve even had them fresh out of the lake, as a little kid. Damned if the things don’t leap around in the pan.
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake - I also miss Crescent City Beignets, and wish to God someone would send me to New Orleans on a business trip, so I can hit the Cafe du Monde.
68. Haggis - I’d make sure I’d gotten a trustworthy recommendation on a good place to get it. Preferably in a Highlands castle preceded by the traditional bagpipe.
69. Fried plantain — too sweet for me
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette - won’t eat menudo either.
71. Gazpacho
72. caviar and blini – I’d try blini, although I don’t much like sour cream.
73. Louche absinthe - Funny, that’s exactly how I started the evening.
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill - From Ferrari: I married an East Texan, and I know she sure as fuckall wouldn’t. I think that’s a good precedent to follow. Damn right, Ferrari.
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie - never liked them.
78. Snail - I’ve never gotten over the time I made the mistake of looking down into the valves after I’d taken a bite.
79. Lapsang souchong — it’s tea, guess my tea palette isn’t sophisticated enough to really appreciate it.
80. Bellini - give me a mimosa any day.
81. Tom yum - death wish
82. Eggs Benedict — and how I love it. I highly recommend the ones served at the Doral in Miami, even if they are overpriced by half. But what the hell, so is everything at that place.
83. Pocky - “Constance got some once”…hell, I’ve gotten it many times, I love the things.
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant - but I can say that I’ve had a wonderful dinner Les Halles.
85. Kobe beef - someday
86. Hare — I repeat, I ain’t that redneck.
87. Goulash — another on the death wish list.
88. Flowers — yep, just last month, my godparents made me fried squash flowers right out of the garden. Yum!
89. Horse - hell, I didn’t even eat paste as a kid.
90. Criollo chocolate — if there is a God, I will have this, oh yes, I will have this.
91. Spam - well, not redneck enough to like it, anyway. Bloody vikings.
92. Soft shell crab — I like it ok, but it’s nothing on a fresh lobster on a sunny New England day
93. Rose harissa — sounds like another death wish item.
94. Catfish — death wish.
95. Mole poblano
96. bagel & lox — maybe if I get sent to New York
97 lobster thermidor — I’m not fond of dishes with sherry or brandy, but I’d try it.
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee — gave up coffee, and I have a hard time believing it’s all that. Maybe that civet shit stuff.
100. Snake — maybe someday.













