FERRARI’S FOOD MEME
Posted on August 18th, 2008 at 9:53 pm by Constance Reader

Below is a list of 100 things that I think every good omnivore should have tried at least once in their life. The list includes fine food, strange food, everyday food and even some pretty bad food - but a good omnivore should really try it all. Don’t worry if you haven’t, mind you; neither have I, though I’ll be sure to work on it. Don’t worry if you don’t recognise everything in the hundred, either; Wikipedia has the answers.
Here’s what I want you to do:
1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.
4) Optional extra: Post a comment here at www.verygoodtaste.co.uk linking to your results.

The Very Good Taste’s Omnivore One Hundred

1. Venison - Thanks to Ferrari’s boss, I get a nice little batch of fresh venison at least once a year.
2. Nettle tea

3.  Huevos Rancheros — onions and peppers.  This is on my weak system’s “only if you have a death wish” list.
4. Steak tartare - No, but I do like carpaccio.
5. Crocodile — it probably just tastes like chicken
6. Black pudding - Ferrari, it was Fado, and I don’t remember what it tasted like.
7. Cheese fondue — no doubt I accidentally launched something across the room off a skewer.
8. Carp
9. Borscht — I would try it, though, I seem to like beets.
10  baba ghanoush - If it’s made right, I love this stuff.  Hate hummus, though.
11. Calamari - Ferrari’s right, Vespaio has the best, and I have corroborating testimony from several Long Island and Philly Italians to back me up on this.
12. Pho — I do like it, and knew someone who did a mean homemade pho.
13. PB&J sandwich - With an ice cold glass of milk.
14. Aloo gobi — another one for the death wish list, although I’m curious to try a vindaloo, just for sentimental Red Dwarf reasons.  Tikka masala I’ll do — not on the death wish list, but I pay for it.  My friend Sujata’s mother makes one that’s well worth the risk.
15. Hot dog from a street cart - Only in Austin.  I haven’t seen a cart the times I’ve been in Chicago, but I was too focused on a cheezburger at Billy Goat to care.
16. Epoisses - pungent cheeses aren’t my thing, I’d give it a pass.
17. Black truffle - I’ve had white truffles and white truffle oil, adn don’t know what the big deal is.
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes - Does the Lambic count?
19. Steamed pork buns

20.  pistachio ice cream — do not like pistachios
21. Heirloom tomatoes – I’ve had them, they just taste like tomatoes to me, but since I’ve only recently started eating tomatoes I’m probably not the person to judge.
22. Fresh wild berries - blackberries and rasberries in the hill country, boysenberries when I was little.
23. Foie gras - blech.
24. Rice and beans — that’s life in East Texas, me and Hallie huddled into our letter jackets at a high school football game, waiting for our turn to perform as the color guard, warming ourselves with her mother’s red beans and rice.
25. Brawn, or head cheese - Oh, hell no, I ain’t that redneck.
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper - death wish list.
27. Dulce de leche — you’ll never taste it better than what you get in Brazil.
28. Oysters — blech.
29. Baklava — the chocolate baklava at The Middle East in Cambridge is usually the highlight of my Boston trips.
30. Bagna cauda - anchovies are an instant disqualifier.
31. Wasabi peas — yeah, I regretted that.
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl - not in the bread bowl and not in New England; when I go to Boston I like the fish chowder at Legal Seafood.
33. Salted lassi - no, but I’ve tzatziki sauce, which is pretty similar.
34. Sauerkraut - but I don’t like it.
35. Root beer float - I liked them when I was a kid, too sweet for me now.
36. Cognac with a fat cigar - didn’t like Cognac and would never smoke a cigar.
37. Clotted cream tea — no, but I’d try it.
38.  Vodka jelly/jello –  never done jello shots; with my lack of alcohol tolerance, they’d probably put me into a coma.
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat — that curry thing again, but I do like cabrito.
42. Whole insects - hell no, there are much better ways to get your protein shots.
43. Phaal - death wish
44. Goat’s milk — and I love goat’s milk ice cream
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more - I’m an Irish whiskey woman.
46. Fugu - Only in Japan with a chef who was certified 7 ways to Sunday.
47. Chicken tikka masala — oh, hey, it’s on the list.

48.  Eel — even worse than foie gras
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut — sorry, never got with the craze, I like a little donut with my glaze.  Ken’s forever!
50. Sea urchin - gotta go with Ferrari on this one, never ever again.
51. Prickly pear — I’ve had nopalito same thing, hate it for the same reasons I hate okra.
52. Umeboshi — eh, yeah, I’ll try it, why not
53. Abalone - another one for a Japan trip, perhaps.
54. Paneer  — why not?

55 Big Mac meal- I never had a Big Mac, not even when I worked there.  Just never appealed to me.
56. Spaetzle — strangely, no.  Maybe when I visit my godparents next we’ll make trip out to Amish country to Essenhaus, and I’ll try some.
57. Dirty gin martini - not dirty, but yes…unfortunately…by mistake.

58.  Beer more than 8% alcohol
59. Poutine - I want to hurl just reading about it
60. Carob chips — I don’t care what anyone says, NOT A CHOCOLATE SUBSTITUTE
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads - fuck that.
63. Kaolin -  if you mean the clay then yes, by accident, in a tragic face mask incident (people actually do drink this stuff, for some reason)
64. Currywurst
65. Durian - hey, you never know, in an allergy attack with my nose completely stopped up…
66. Frogs’ legs - they really do taste like chicken.  I’ve even had them fresh out of the lake, as a little kid.  Damned if the things don’t leap around in the pan.
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake - I also miss Crescent City Beignets, and wish to God someone would send me to New Orleans on a business trip, so I can hit the Cafe du Monde.
68. Haggis - I’d make sure I’d gotten a trustworthy recommendation on a good place to get it.  Preferably in a Highlands castle preceded by the traditional bagpipe.
69. Fried plantain — too sweet for me
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette - won’t eat menudo either.
71. Gazpacho

72.  caviar and blini –  I’d try blini, although I don’t much like sour cream.
73. Louche absinthe - Funny, that’s exactly how I started the evening.
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill - From Ferrari:  I married an East Texan, and I know she sure as fuckall wouldn’t. I think that’s a good precedent to follow.  Damn right, Ferrari.
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie - never liked them.
78. Snail - I’ve never gotten over the time I made the mistake of looking down into the valves after I’d taken a bite.
79. Lapsang souchong — it’s tea, guess my tea palette isn’t sophisticated enough to really appreciate it.
80. Bellini - give me a mimosa any day.
81. Tom yum - death wish
82. Eggs Benedict — and how I love it.  I highly recommend the ones served at the Doral in Miami, even if they are overpriced by half.  But what the hell, so is everything at that place.
83. Pocky - “Constance got some once”…hell, I’ve gotten it many times, I love the things.
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant - but I can say that I’ve had a wonderful dinner Les Halles.
85. Kobe beef - someday
86.  Hare — I repeat, I ain’t that redneck.
87. Goulash — another on the death wish list.
88. Flowers — yep, just last month, my godparents made me fried squash flowers right out of the garden.  Yum!
89. Horse - hell, I didn’t even eat paste as a kid.
90. Criollo chocolate — if there is a God, I will have this, oh yes, I will have this.
91. Spam - well, not redneck enough to like it, anyway.  Bloody vikings.
92. Soft shell crab  — I like it ok, but it’s nothing on a fresh lobster on a sunny New England day
93. Rose harissa — sounds like another death wish item.
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
— death wish.

96.  bagel & lox — maybe if I get sent to New York

97  lobster thermidor — I’m not fond of dishes with sherry or brandy, but I’d try it.

98. Polenta

99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee — gave up coffee, and I have a hard time believing it’s all that.  Maybe that civet shit stuff.

100.  Snake — maybe someday.

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WHY, YES, IT HAS BEEN CRUNCH TIME, HOW COULD YOU TELL?
Posted on August 15th, 2008 at 12:43 pm by Constance Reader

Next week I’m gone three days out of the five, but at least I’m going within driving distance and will be sleeping in my own bed.  And I did get something writing-related accomplished:  I cleaned up my three shorts and entered them plus the feature in the Screenwriting Expo competition.

I attended a meeting of the Austin chapter of MUFON and heard and saw several things that will give the characters in my latest script some more depth.  It’s too easy to write stereotypes and it can be tempting, but I don’t want to do that.

Although I am doing one cliche thing — one of the lead characters is basically me.  The challenge is, being me, can I write her in a good light?  Guess I’ll have to fake up some stuff to trigger the likeability factor.

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I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD
Posted on August 5th, 2008 at 1:10 pm by Constance Reader

h/t Slashdot:

A laptop containing the unencrypted security data for 33,000 travelers using the Clear system was stolen at San Francisco International Airport on July 26, according to CBS5 Television. The Clear system allows travelers who register and pay a $100.00 annual fee to speed through airport security by using a smart card at special kiosks in some airports. TSA has suspended new registrations in the system, which is run by a private contractor, Verified Identity Pass, Inc., a subsidiary of GE. The laptop was apparently stolen from a locked office at SFO. The company has now decided that it might be a good idea to encrypt the data in their systems. They are in the process of notifying customers that all of their personal data, including name, address, SSi number, passport number, date of birth, etc. has been compromised.

“The company has now decided that it might be a good idea to encrypt the data in their systems.” Ya think?

But don’t worry, TSA will catch the crook. They have his shampoo.

I’m still laughing.

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IRONY
Posted on August 4th, 2008 at 12:38 pm by Constance Reader

Getting a drive-thru fast food lunch because the new exercise I tried on Saturday has left my thighs so decimated that the thought of climbing up and down the three flights of stairs needed to retrieve my forgotten home cooked healthy lunch is too excruciating to contemplate.

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AN EXCELLENT ARTICLE ON BROADBAND METERING
Posted on August 4th, 2008 at 12:04 pm by Constance Reader

from Fractals of Change, channeling Andy Kessler, echoing what has been my own view all along:  regulation (or lack of it) is not the problem.  Competition (the lack of it) IS the problem.  Regulation would denigrate into incumbent protectionism.

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WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR ISP INTERFERING WITH YOUR INTERNET USAGE?
Posted on August 4th, 2008 at 9:37 am by Constance Reader

Thanks to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, now you can using their new tool, Switzerland.  Use it, give it to friends and family and tell them to use it.

Especially if they’re stuck with Comcast.

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ADVICE OF THE DAY FROM EMILY POST…
Posted on August 4th, 2008 at 9:12 am by Constance Reader

…via The Old Farmer’s Almanac:

A lady must not, while wearing her bridal veil, smoke a cigarette.

Omitted is the remainder of the advice:

…lest she set herself on fire and leave her publicly grieving widower privately relieved that he did not leave his home and children in the care of such an immensely stupid person.

Just sayin’.

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CAP METRO NEEDS TO BE SMACKED
Posted on July 31st, 2008 at 11:59 am by Constance Reader

Austin is supposed to inaugurate its commuter rail system this year. Well, better to say its rail system. They say this year. Sometime. Now comes this news that Cap Metro is considering using a zone fare system, instead of a single fare system. This would be truly, deeply stupid.

NYC, Boston and Chicago all use single fare systems without a problem. Regular readers of this blog know well how much I love Boston and Chicago mass transit. Their train and bus (and boat, in Boston’s case, maybe NYC too) systems are seamlessly integrated. If single fare works for very large cities with many routes, vehicles and stations, then it works just as well if not better for a system that will have only a few trains, fewer stations and one route.

Personally, I think Cap Metro is in for a big disappointment in ridership of this train. It terminates downtown, where very few Austinites actually work, and in the far northern burbs, whose residents have countless entertainment and recreation options much closer to home than downtown.

It barely touches the low income east Austin residents who might have some use for it. And it completely bypasses the central and south Austin hippies and college students who are the demographic most likely to use the damn thing. For riders dependent on public transit now, I don’t see how the train is going to offer any sort of improvement, as most riders will still have to drive to the station and/or transfer to other vehicles (busses) to get to their final destination.

I understand that this route was the first because it uses existing track in some places. It’s still a very poor start to a mass transit option that is, IMHO, too little too late.

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KEVIN MARTIN PLAYING WITH TRIANGULATION
Posted on July 31st, 2008 at 9:36 am by Constance Reader

He’s made himself out as a good guy for slamming Comcast for “content management”, better labeled as “content discrimination”.  But he’s opening the door for broadband metering, which many tech authorities decry as deeply stupid, not least of all because it is so shortsighted.  Om Malik has a great post today on this and I not only urge you to read the entire thing, but the substantive comments as well.  Om concisely points out the problem with caps:

While 5 GB looks pretty sizable – Comcast claims that their average broadband subscriber only uses 2 GB per month – in reality, it’s nothing. It’s essentially two movies in HD. Once you go over the limit, the meter ticks over faster than a San Francisco taxicab.

There are many reasons why the companies would prefer metered broadband over current offerings but the following never occurred to me until Malik brought it up this morning:

Of course, it helped that the growing use of the Internet increased the amount of advertising dollars being spent online. The billions of dollars in profits being raked in by web companies made broadband providers…jealous.

The best of the comments, IMO, is this one from a reader handling himself Corey who raises an extremely good question:

Many cable companies offer VOIP. Recently, phone companies (such as AT&T) began doing the same (VOIP in addition to POTS). Here’s where the problem with “capping” comes in… is the bandwidth utilized by their VOIP service going to count towards the transfer cap? If it will count then how will they justify this? “Unlimited calls in the US” their VOIP service will state. On the underside, if you go over the cap then you will *technically* still be paying for some of your calls.

On the other hand, let’s say they don’t count THEIR VOIP service towards the bandwidth cap. What about Vonage? Will these calls be counted towards the bandwidth cap? If yes = monopoly. If no = how will they keep track of this? VOIP services pop up constantly. Many small, some big.

Now what happens when TV over IP comes along one day…?

I’ve always said that I think a lot of the network neutrality issues seem more naturally to fall under FTC jurisdiction rather than FCC, and I think Corey adds another dimension to that.  If the telcos’ VOIP offerings don’t count against their caps but third party VOIP offerings do count, that’s one hell of a monopoly case.

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WHAT KIND OF LIBERAL AM I?
Posted on July 29th, 2008 at 11:34 am by Constance Reader

Hmmm…Actually, I think I’m more the Social Justice Crusader/Reality-Based Intellectual. Too many questions on this quiz for which more than one answer was appropriate. And my campaign song, assuming he’d let me use it, would actually be “Rebel Rebel”.

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